Trump Disinfectant Chews contains the highest quality disinfectant chemicals you can buy over the counter to combat Covid-19. Approved by Mike Pence, head of the Coronavirus Task Force and President Donald Trump, you can trust its potency is bar none to any other disinfectant on the market. Trump Disinfectant Chews are absolutely delicious and are sugar free! Flavors now include Citrus, Sour Apple, Spearmint, and Chocolate!
Side effects include diarrhea, vomiting, flatulence, hallucinations, irritability, loss of appetite, and death. Death is the primary side effect which occurred in 98% of those who have taken Trump Disinfectant Chews. Please note Donald Trump disputes the side effects issued by the FDA, and claims the chews are 100% safe. Federal law requires side effects to be listed. Serving size is one chew.
Warning: Do not exceed 4 chews in a 24 hour period; although not likely to happen.
Trump recently announced he has chosen to produce Trump Disinfectant Chews in a manufacturing facility in Yosemite, pronounced Yo-Sem-Mite, according to Trump. The Yosemitian people indigenous to the area are looking forward to the manufacturing plant.
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